“Wyatt!” Three knocks. She groaned.
She was spilled across the back of the couch, her dress riding up around her thighs. She had puked on the seat cushions, and apparently pissed herself at some point. Her head was pounding, her stomache was twisting, and her mouth felt like something had died in it.
“Wyatt, open the door! Dammit woman, open this door!”
“It’s not locked, Marshall. Open it your own self.” Obedient to the last, the door swung open and there was Marshall, framed in sun and foaming at the mouth. He stomped in and froze when he realized whose backside was tipped over the sofa. He hastily slammed the door shut behind him and leaned against it, suddenly desperate to be on its far side.
“Wyatt, your car’s in a tree.” She glared blearily over her shoulder.
“What?”
“A tree. The one in your neighbor’s yard.” She rolled off the couch, avoiding the vomit with skill born of long practice, and staggered toward the curtained window.
“Well, I’ll be damned.”
“You’ll be arrested.”
“Like hell are you arresting me.”
“Your car’s in a tree.”
“And your wife’s in Reno. Got a point? Or a cigarette?” She threw a blanket over the mess on the sofa and collapsed into a vibrantly purple chair. Marsshall sighed heavily as he threw her the lighter and the mostly empty pack of Texas Stars from the dish on the side table.
“Wyatt, your car is in a tree. How am I supposed to explain this? I mean, when it was your car in the ditch, that was one thing. But the neighbor’s tree? What am I supposed to say to that?”
“Bonzai.” She grinned a shark’s smile, flicking ash for the rapidly disappearing cigarette.
“Bonzai?”
“Bonzai. Those little Oriental trees, you know? Like classy Chia Pets? Bonzai trees.”
“What do Chia Pets have to do with you parking your car in a tree?”
“The tree’s to big. Otherwise, I wouldn’t have parked my car in it. I was making a statement.”
“How about I just call a tow truck and you go to work?” Marshall always talked like that, making things into questions. He was to nervy, like a cat that just knows there’s a dog somewhere nearby.
“I’m to hungover to work.”
“You’re going to have to pay for the tow truck, and I don’t think you can afford it.”
“Then I’ll go to work. Great job I have, Marshall. It’s noon, and I still have time for breakfast.”
“And a shower.” She glared. “Please?”